Family portraits - Who wants to spend two hours being told what to do works the camera a lot like your Uncle Phil and dresses a lot like your Aunt Sue.

Biking to work/school - It's always fun until you realize you have to bike home.

Piano lessons - Enough of this "Chopsticks" crap! I want to play "Great Balls of Fire!"

Grapefruit juice - Sounds pleasant enough, until you taste it.

Hotel buffets - The prospect of all-you-can-eat food is always inviting. Two days on the toilet, however, should bring you back to reality.

Barbeques - Don't get me wrong, bbq's are great fun ---- if you don't have to cook. If you get stuck working the grill, however, it really stinks!

Double features - People who enjoy 4 hours in an uncomfortable seat with popcorn in their teeth and their feet stuck to the floor probably teach English all day.

Flea markets - Where's that smell coming from? It's making me sick. Hey, I think somebody took my wallet.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Where's that smell coming from? It's making me sick. Hey, I think somebody took my wallet.

Beanbag chairs - Never lean back with your drink in hand or you'll be wearing it. If it develops a hole, you'll have beanbag guts all over the house.

Ice skating - Once you've tasted the sideboards of a rink after trying to stop, you'll understand.

Horseback riding - The groin is a sensitive area and perhaps man was never meant to be on horses.

Cotton candy - Two bites into it, you'll realize that you're eating a big wad of puffed, spun, sugar crap. You'd get rid of it, but it won't let go.

Christmas shopping - The idea of spreading joy by purchasing gifts for others is indeed noble. Traffic jams and sale-crazed crowds, however, sap the joy out of everyone.

Nuclear Energy - Did you ever notice that there is not a KOA campground within 50 miles of a power plant? Obviously someone's not telling us something.