How To Sound As Though You Went To Law School
Strange and absurd laws from the USA and around the globe
It is illegal
in Nevada to have a "house of ill fame" within 400 yards of a
church or school
In Columbus,
Georgia, an old law made it illegal to sit on your porch in an indecent
position.
In Washington
state it is illegal to sleep in an outhouse without the owner's permission.
Under a 1959
ordinance, stubborn children were considered vagrants in Jupiter Inlet
Colony, Florida.
It is illegal
in Indiana to drink beer with a child present in the room
It is illegal
in Xenia, Ohio to spit in a salad bar.
It was once
illegal in Jonesboro, Georgia to utter the words, "Oh, boy."
In Simsbury,
Connecticut, it is illegal for a politician to campaign in the town dump.
Trespassing
by a duck is illegal in Indiana.
Letting your
camel walk down a public street in Nevada used to be punishable by a $100
fine.
It is illegal
to rent a diseased horse in Maine.
Dead people
are not allowed to serve on juries in the state of Oregon.
It is illegal
to paint a horse in Vermont.
In Connecticut,
a horse must get a note from its doctor before being auctioned.
Virginia
allowed drivers to drink alcohol while they drove until 1989.
It is illegal
to enter a plane during flight in Canada.
Nevada recently
went through its laws and changed the word "aeronaut" to "pilot."
Under an
old Columbus, Ohio statute, anyone arrested for loitering qualified as
a "person suspected of having a venereal disease."
In Columbia,
South Carolina, it's illegal for a woman of "notorious bad character"
to ride a horse through town.
It is illegal
in Washington state to advertise for the "restoration of lost sexual
potency."
Both oral
and premaritial sex are illegal in Rhode Island. Must be those republicans
who want to keep the government out of the lives of private individuals.
(submitted by Paula Pawloski, ppawlosk@riedc.com)
It is illegal
in Florida for an unmarried man and woman to live together in "open
and gross lewdness." Connecticut once had a similar law, but only
the woman was penalized.
An ordinance
in Linden, Alabama provided that all women of "uncertain chastisty"
had to be off the streets by 9:00 PM.
The Delaware
Constitution regulates bingo games.
It is against
a Key West, Florida ordinance to spit on a church floor.
In Maine,
buildings made of round logs are tax exempt.
Under an
old law in Marblehead, Mass. it was illegal to cross the street on Sunday,
unless it was absolutely necessary.
A Minnesota
tax form may be too thorough, it asks for your date of death.
I shall be adding to this list as I am notified of various laws. If you know of any absurdities in the legal system which are not posted, please e-mail them to me.