When bathing with another individual, especially a friend, there are a few rules one must abide by if he or she wishes to remain on good terms with the other person. However, these are only suggestions, so take them with a grain of salt and do what pleases you.

1. Never point and laugh.

2. Never gasp in amazement.

3. Never shower for profit.

4. Be sure your showerees stand on only two legs.

5. Never exchange gifts in the shower.

6. Never use the excuse "I just ate."

7. Never wear scuba gear or a life jacket.

8. Never impersonate Michael Jackson.

9. Never pay with a credit card ---- they're too easily traced.

10. Never let them see you sweat.