1. Biting your nails.

2. Picking your nose.

3. Picking someone else's nose.

4. Leaving the curling iron on.

5. Not flushing the toilet.

6. Copying a classmate's homework.

7. Scratching yourself in public.

8. Smoking crack.

9. Parking in a zone for the handicapped.

10. Drinking from the milk carton.

11. Vegas

12. Clubbing seals.

13. Watching soap operas.

14. Elbows on the dinner table.

15. Wiping snot on your sleeve.

16. Sucking helium (this one could be disputed).

17. Stealing from work.

18. Stealing from friends.

19. Hell, pretty much all stealing.

20. Talking with your mouth full.

21. Marrying your cousin.

22. Dangling participles.

23. Running amongst bulls.

24. Banking with S & L's

25. Not wearing a seatbelt.

26. Dotting i's with smiley faces.

27. Wearing dirty underwear.

28. Jaywalking at the Indy 500.

29. Sleeping with the enemy.

30. Laundering drug money.

31. Chewing tobacco.

32. Making Star Trek sequels.

33. Cleaning a loaded gun.

34. Voting for incumbents.

35. Cracking your knuckles.

36. Littering.

37. Loitering.

38. Listening to Metallica.

39. Waiting for Godot.

40. Taking advice from strangers.

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