Well, my time at McMinnville High School has come to an end and with this comes the conclusion of the McMinnville High School Teacher Quotes Page. This page will remain active and a link will still exist on my page, but no updates will be made until at least September, when one of my predecessors is able to contribute some material. I do, however, encourage you to check back from time to time, as one never knows what may happen.
"I'm easy, but the price keeps going up."
-Mr. Fisher (Chemistry)
"I've been known to kidnap children."
-Mr. Scanlon (Junior Health)
"There is no reason to have an unplanned pregnancy unless you plan to do so."
-Mrs. Duerfeldt (In-School Detention Facility)
"Thinking!! That's minus five points!"
-Sensei Wynkoop (Japanese)
"This year's prom theme: 'Stocks and Bondage'"
-Mr. Depweg (English)
"Some people have nice teachers, you have me."
-Mrs. Chappell (English)
"Never trust women."
-Mr. Biederman (History)
"She loans out kids." (In reference to the school librarian)
-Mr. Gebauer (German)
"Mechanical means engine and electric means machine."
-Mr. Nelson (Psychology, Economics)
"Underline to indicate italics."
-Mr. Nelson
"Walk up to Mr. Jinx and say: 'Microphone. Clipboard.'"
-Mr. Nelson
"Stalking is my hobby."
-Mr. Rees (English)
"It's ok to sleep with your students...SLAVES!!I meant slaves!"
-Mr. Saunders (History, Government)
"Don't let your breasts...uh...BREATH, get in the way of your singing."
-Mr. Libonati (Choir)
"Math doesn't blow up."
-Mr. Ross (Elementary Analysis, Geometry)
"Cleveland is a bad place. Cleveland is where, if God were to give the earth an
enema, he would stick the tube."
-Mr. Hartman (Personal Finance)
"Get your hands off my sticky things!"
-Mrs. Smith (English)
"Now is the time to buy stock in vibrators."
-Anonymous
And A Very Special
MR. OJA QUOTE ARCHIVE
Mr. Oja is a Stanford-educated calculus and physics teacher who never fails to amaze his students with his sharp mind and short hair. He has, over the course of nine months, become the inspiration for over one-fourth of this quote page.
"It's a freebie, that's free speed."
"That's a curly-Q, whoopsie-doo path."
"I'm a homie, I run this joint."
"See now, I'm gonna blow up this triangle."
"It's not smooth 'cause THAT'S pointy."
"Infinity just means really big."
"Females in the room, you might try to control yourselves."
"Gravity is always purple."
"22.12. That's not exactly 22."
"The correspondence principal applies only to people sitting on couches."
Any teacher$ wi$hing to have hi$ or her name and quote withdrawn from the body of thi$ page need only contact Aaron McKenzie or Dutch Meyer, and give them the proper per$ua$ive device that will allow Dutch and/or Aaron to take the nece$$ary action$.
Quotes posted and updated by Aaron W. McKenzie
Most of these quotes were compiled, verified, and supplied by the venerable Dutch T.Meyer, Esq.
Last updated: August 8, 1997